Guilty as Charged

The technician rings the customer to try to verify that the account setup was legitimate as it seems fraudulent. A definite male with a non-english accent answers. The following was heard.

Tech: Sir? … Your name is Jennifer? … Sorry sir, I’m pretty sure your name isn’t Jennifer.”


Tech: Where are you from sir? … United States? … Really. Where in the United States? … Then how come your phone number is in Palestine?

Lost in Translation2

Customer: I need transfer a realm than I have on remaining company , the owner of this company me provided a covetousness than riddance than realm than she is this [Wff4Eh], Now me pide remaining covetousness than verifications than no oneself

Tech: […]

Coworker to Tech: WE HAVE A WINNER!