A Few Combined Fails

Customer: when I am on my desktop and click the internet explorer icon, [your hosting company] pops up. I want you out of my computer!

Customer: But I’m still paying for my other host till May. Can you give me any free months in order to switch over now instead of in May 2011?

Customer: you are the HERO of the day! Give yourself a medal! Collect $200 when you pass go