Because We Suck More!

ANGRY CUSTOMER: [company]reallysucks.com is available! Just $14.99*/yr Select the domain names below that you would like to register AT [Another Company!]:

Representative: We register domain names at [Company] for $10 per year
[Other Company] is just talking about the domain registration, not hosting

ANGRY CUSTOMER: SEE THE NAME IM GETTING?
ANGRY CUSTOMER: [COMPANY]REALLYSUCKS.COM
ANGRY CUSTOMER: THAT’S BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW YOU ARE CROOKS
ANGRY CUSTOMER: PROBABLY AN AL QUAEDA RUN COMPANY
ANGRY CUSTOMER: IN PAKISTAN RIGHT?

Representative: You would get that name for a lower rate at [Company] than you would at [Other Company]

ANGRY CUSTOMER: YOU NAME IS NOT [REPRESENTATIVE] EITHER
ANGRY CUSTOMER: IT’S PROBABLY AL hUSSEIN

Representative: We are not outsourced

ANGRY CUSTOMER: SO WHAT YOUR SERVICE STINKS
ANGRY CUSTOMER:
I’D PAY MORE TO HAVE IT DONE RIGHT
ANGRY CUSTOMER:
I AM TELLING EVERYBODY YOU SUCK
ANGRY CUSTOMER:
DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU are DOING

Coworker to Representative: You can tell that they are mad because of the capital letters.

ANGRY CUSTOMER: [Representative] MY A**!
ANGRY CUSTOMER: aLI bABA

Things Aren’t What They Don’t Seem to Be

Visitor: web server on server [135.54.21.21] is down
Visitor: why ? when you resolve issue?

Tech: Sorry. [135.54.21.21] is not our IP. That points to [Other Company A].

Visitor: mmm , yes [Other Company A] , but I work with [Other Company B] ,
Visitor: I put to my browser url [Other Company B] and i redirect to your site, what problem?

Tech: and this is [Our Company]. Does that clarify?

Visitor: I see [Our Company], I talk I put to my browser url [Other Company B] and i redirect to your site