FRED: recently i hv sm proble on my skin?
FRED: can u healpme?
FRED: help me?
Tech: Sorry – what was the problem again?
FRED: skin problem
Tech: Do you have an account with our hosting company?
Tech: I’m sorry, we’re just a hosting service – I’m not sure if I can help you here!
FRED: so do i have to open an account first to get help?
Tech: For a skin problem, you won’t be able to get help here, sorry!