Please (Don’t) Tell Me How

Customer: I want to use this template, but your techs won’t help me find it and install it!

Tech: Ok, I am sorry. This is unsupported, but let me see if I can help you find it. What is the name of the template?

Customer: [Gives the name of the template]

Tech: Ok, try putting this in your google search bar: [Offers keyword suggestion based on template name]

Customer: Oh here it is. How do I download it?

Tech: Cllick “Download Theme” and then save it.

Customer: Ok, and then I want to click to open it?

Tech: No. You need to save it. Click Save.

Customer: Ok, I presume I want to open it then… Now what do I do? I have a bunch of things here that I don’t know what they are! style.css, images… what should I do.

Tech: Sir, you need to download the them, you simply opened it.

Customer: But I have these things I don’t know what to do with?!

Tech: Go to the website again and click “Download Theme”

Customer: What about these things?

Tech: Just leave them alone.

Customer: Ok, so I click “Download Theme?”

Tech: That’s right. And then click Save.

Customer: And then I click to open it?

Tech: No, you need to save it.

Customer: … Oh! So that’s what I did wrong!