Fund my Unsuccess? You can?

The following is a letter to [Hosting Company] in regards to an account which is soon to expire.

Dear Sir,

Before you read my letter, please forgive me because my english language is
not perfect and may be my letter is wasting your time… :-

I have a story about my domain. One year ago, I buy a domain
[DomainName]in domain market and I have a plan to use a domain to
get money from
internet. Since that moment, I learn, learn and do, How to Make Money
Online…? But until now, I never get money from internet.

I don’t know, why I can get money from internet…? I have been to do some
way to make money online like join with affiliate program, become a
freelancer and etc.

Now, I have problem, October 29 later, my domain will expired and I haven’t
money in PayPal account to renewal my domain. I like this domain because its
my face and myself in the web 🙂

I need your help, if you have a money in your paypal account, please give me
and I will use to renewal my domain. I have a plan like that to you :

1) if you have a blog/website, I will add link to your site in footer of my
blog (After Powered by WordPress, I will put Supported by YOUR_NAME and the
link is for your blog/website)

2) I want to review your website with one posting in my blog

I hope you can help me and thanks very much

What a programmer is…

A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensible answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.
— IEEE Grid newsmagazine