Primitive (Wo)men

Customer: I want to speak to a man technician not a woman technician because you have open relay on your servers my account didn’t send this spam! Do you even know what open relay is?

Tech: Yes sir, I know but it isn’t necessary because we don’t allow open relay…it is being sent from your account.

Customer: Woman doesn’t know anything…I want a man technician.

Tech: Uh sir, you have a sendmail script compromise in your 2.6 version of WordPress. go.go.php, sys.system.php, and russian.txt encoded binary file? The headers are also show evidence indicative of a scripted send from your account.

Customer: ………uh.