Technical Gods

Tech: Welcome to our support chat. I take a number of chats at a time, so there might be a delay in my responses.

Customer: Hello, Why is god not seem to be hairy? Thank you
Tech: I apologize, but I’m not sure what I can help with. Can you please clarify for me?
Customer: okay
Customer: Whenever you see a picture of God, you never see him to be hairy on his body… i was wondering what you think about it?
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Tech: I apologize, but this is actually not a question covered by our technical support services. I would recommend you direct this question to a local Pastor.