A Few Combined Fails

Customer: when I am on my desktop and click the internet explorer icon, [your hosting company] pops up. I want you out of my computer!

Customer: But I’m still paying for my other host till May. Can you give me any free months in order to switch over now instead of in May 2011?

Customer: you are the HERO of the day! Give yourself a medal! Collect $200 when you pass go

Technical Prayers

Customer: ok fine .. this means .. all this problem is normal ..!!

Tech: Yes.
Tech: That is correct, [Customer].

Customer: Ohh Thanks God !!

Coworker to Tech: [Tech]… are you a god?

Tech: Only on days that end in “y”