Customer: when I am on my desktop and click the internet explorer icon, [your hosting company] pops up. I want you out of my computer!
Customer: But I’m still paying for my other host till May. Can you give me any free months in order to switch over now instead of in May 2011?
Customer: you are the HERO of the day! Give yourself a medal! Collect $200 when you pass go
Customer: I have accidentally sent confidential information via email and would like to recall the un-read email, how do we go about this?
Customer: i should go now?
Tech: yes, you may leave.
Customer: ok fine .. this means .. all this problem is normal ..!!
Tech: Yes.
Tech: That is correct, [Customer].
Customer: Ohh Thanks God !!
Coworker to Tech: [Tech]… are you a god?
Tech: Only on days that end in “y”
Customer: I am going to eat dinner, can you hold me?
Customer: :-/
Customer: I need you to do this.